All Time Low discussion post?

2009-08-04T02:26:48Z

I'm fucking bored, and I feel like saying fuck every five seconds.

If you want to we can rave on about how beautiful the boys in All Time Low are, or whatever the fuck you want about them(just nothing negative.)

Damn unplugged go me into the hugest ATL mood ever.

Kay go.

How Casadee Pope died... AND HOW THE WORLD ENDED AFTERWARDS.

2009-08-02T01:54:07Z

SHE HAD SEX WITH VICKY-T CAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS A MAN
SHE THOUGHT ALEX GASKARTH WAS A GIRL AND CRIED WHEN HE TOUCHED HER NIPPLES BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA TURN INTO A LESBIAN
SHE MISTAKED JACK FOR ALADDIN AND ASKED HIM TO TAKE HER ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE BUT THE CARPET WAS MADE OF PUBIC HAIRS AND SHE JUMPED OFF THE CARPET AND DIED
AND THE WHOLE WORLD MOVED TO ALASKA AND PARTYED WITH THE PENGUINS
EVERYONE EXCEPT PETE WENTZ, WHO STAYED IN HIS ROOM AND SLASHED HIS WRIST, THEN FUCKED A FEW GUYS HERE AND THERE, HE DIED WHILE HAVING SEX WITH TRACE CYRUS. THEN THE WORLD ENDED BECAUSE ALL THE LITTLE EMO FAN GIRLS DIED WITH HIM. AND THEN MILEY WAS USING HER MAGICAL PRAYERS AND GOD'S WORDS TO HELP THE SITUATION BC SHE CAN FIX IT WITH HER BIBLE. BUT THE BIBLE TURNED OUT TO BE THE DEVILS BOOK, AND SHE ENDED UP CURSING THE WHOLE WORLD, SO HAYLEY WILLIAMS SANG AND ANGELS REJOICED AND DECIDED TO HELP THE WORLD BREAK THE SPELL. THEN WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

THE END(OR IS IT?) ITS NOT!

DEMI ATE THE WORLD WITH HER BIG ASS MOUTH AND JAC VANEK MADE BRACELETS FOR THE OCCASION AND THEN CARRIED ON TO SUCK EVERY BAND MEMBERS DICK. THE MILLIONAIRES PREPARED FOR THE DEVIL BY WRITING A SONG ABOUT HIM WITH A LINE: WHEN JESUS COMES DROPPING PANTIES WHEN THE DEVIL CUMS. EVERYONE KNOWS THERE ARE CONFESSIONS BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS RIGHT? WELL WILLIAM BECKETT ADMITED HE WAS A WOMEN AND WAS NOW A HOT TRANNY MESS, AND RYAN SNORTED ALL THE COKE IN THE WORLD, BUT HE DIDNT KNOW IT WAS IN THE PICTURE. ALL THE BIRDS IN THE WORLD WERE TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THEIR DEATH BUT GOT STUCK IN SISKY'S HORRIBLE CURLY FRO. GABE SAPORTA ENDED UP CHARMING ALL THE SNAKES AND LEADING THEM INTO KICKING THE DEVILS SASS. PETE WENTZ SLASHED HIS WRISTS WITH HIS MIDTOWN RAZORS BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED OF DYING FROM GODS WRATH, SO HE JUST BLED TO DEATH INSTEAD. JACK BARAKAT DIDNT KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING EXPECT HOLD HIS BALLS AND THRUST SO HE JUST THRUSTED INTO THE DEMONS AND CAUSED HIS OWN FIREY DEATH. ALEX GASKARTH BEGAN SINGING HELLO BROOKLYN BUT BROOKLYN NEVER SAID HELLO BACK SO HE KILLED HIMSELF. MILEY CYRUS DID THE HOE DOWN THROW DOWN TO TRY TO FIGHT OFF HER DEMONS, BUT GOD ENDED UP ZAPPING HER AND SHE BEGAN WAILING AND FELL INTO A LAVA PIT BEHIND HER. PEREZ HILTON BLOGGED HOW THE WHOLE WORLD WAS A HOAX AND HE WOULD NEVER DIE BECAUSE HE WAS THE FIERCEST BITCH EVER(NEXT TO JEFFREE STAR OF COURSE) BUT THEN HE WENT OUTSIDE WITH HIS FURRY MOP AAND HE SHOT HIMSELF BECAUSE HE COULDNT SEE PAST HIS BEARDND GOT BOMBED MY PARIS HILTON FOR STEALIN HER NAME LATER ON THAT DAY PARIS DIED IN A TANNING BOOTH AND JEFREE STAR DROWNED IN A POOL OF PINK HAIR DYE AND EYEBROWS. ZACK MERRICK DIED DOING WORK OUTSIDE IN THE PARKING LOT OF WALMART. JOSH FARRO DIED FROM A RARE DISEASE CALLED NOSMILE AND PICTURES OF HIM SMILING ARE BEING SOLD FOR 1 MILL. RIAN DAWSON BLINDED GOD WITH HIS SMILE BUT THEN IT BACK FIRED AND HE BLEW UP. NICK SANTINO DIED BECAUSE HIS BIGASS NOSE ATE HIS FACE. ZAC FARRO AND DAVID BLAISE ATE SO MUCH FOOD THAT EVENTUALLY THEY ENDED UP BLOWING UP IN A SMALL ITALIAN CAFE`. JEREMY DAVIS DECIDED HED GO DEMON HUNTING WITH HIS SHOT GUN, AND HE SHOT HIMSELF BECAUSE HE COULDNT SEE PAST HIS BEARD. MICHAEL GUY CHISLET WAS SO PISSED OF AT THE FACT NO ONE UNDERSTOOD WTF HE SAYS HE CRIED AUSTRALIA TO DEATH. JON WALKER DANCED BAREFOOT IN A POOL OF LAVA AND ENDED UP SINKING INSIDE AND BURNING TO DEATH. SPENCER SMITH TURNED IN A LESBO CAT THAT HE ALWAYS WAS AND WAS SHOT BY A HUNTER. BRENDON URIE SPAZZED TO DEATH. PATRICK TURNED INTO A TEDDY BEAR AND THEN WAS SHREDDED TO DEATH BY SOME DOG'S TEETH. HAYLEY WILLIAMS HAIR FRIED HER OWN HEAD AND SHE ENDED UP BLOWING UP IN A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF RED AND ORANGE HAIR DYE. THE HOMOBROS ADMITTED THEY'RE ALL GAY AND KEVIN WAS KILLED BC HE IS FUG. JACOB BLACKS BODY WAS HOT THE WORLD EVENTUALLY OVER HEATED AND THE WORLD BLEW UP.

THE FUCKING END.

WOAH WAIT, FRIENDS ONLY!

2009-06-26T21:36:52Z

IF YOU DONT COMMENT HERE, I WILL NOT ADD YOU.
I won bite, I promise.

Take the pain out of love and love won't exsist

All Time Low discussion post?

How Casadee Pope died... AND HOW THE WORLD ENDED AFTERWARDS.

WOAH WAIT, FRIENDS ONLY!